The Academy Awards (2014)
MyView Of The 2014 Oscars:
- This Is The Best Self Ever. Ever In The History Of Selfies. Lupita Nyong’s Brother Wins The Award For Best “Photobomb.”
- The crowd was really stuffy. Ellen was working extra hard to loosen them up.
- How cool was Brad Pitt For Helping Pass Out Plates and Napkins?
- Is There ANYONE Winning More Than Pharrell This Year?
- Best Ellen Quote Of The Night?
- Who Can We Call To Get Jared Leto to Do More Acting?
- How Do We Get Kerry Washington A New Stylist?
- Whoopi In Heels: Two Thumbs Up
- Love Will Smith, But Did He Deserve To Present Best Picture?
- Best Accent Of The Night: The Great Beauty, I Didn’t Catch ONE Word That He said, But Loved Every Second Of His Speech.
- The Boobs Were Out On Display.
- Who Do You Wanna See Next Year?
- “Laurence Fisburne” Looked Great On Stage With Naomi Watts.
- They Have To Move The Interviews On The Red Carpet Away From The Screaming Fans OR Get Better Mics.
- Harvey Weinstein Owns Hollywood.
- Kate Hudson Always Looks Great.
- Big Mama’s and Paps’s Pizzeria Stock Should Increase Dramatically. (See What I Did There?)
- All The Speech’s Were Great: Lupita(Dreams come true) Jared(Honoring his mother) Matthew(Chasing Himself).
- What’s With John Travolta’s Hair, Goldie Hawn in General and Kim Novak’s Face? Love Yourself and Age Gracefully.