MyView Of The 2014 Oscars:
- This Is The Best Self Ever. Ever In The History Of Selfies. Lupita Nyong’s Brother Wins The Award For Best “Photobomb.”
- The crowd was really stuffy. Ellen was working extra hard to loosen them up.
- How cool was Brad Pitt For Helping Pass Out Plates and Napkins?
- Is There ANYONE Winning More Than Pharrell This Year?
- Best Ellen Quote Of The Night?
- Who Can We Call To Get Jared Leto to Do More Acting?
- How Do We Get Kerry Washington A New Stylist?
- Whoopi In Heels: Two Thumbs Up
- Love Will Smith, But Did He Deserve To Present Best Picture?
- Best Accent Of The Night: The Great Beauty, I Didn’t Catch ONE Word That He said, But Loved Every Second Of His Speech.
- The Boobs Were Out On Display.
- Who Do You Wanna See Next Year?
- “Laurence Fisburne” Looked Great On Stage With Naomi Watts.
- They Have To Move The Interviews On The Red Carpet Away From The Screaming Fans OR Get Better Mics.
- Harvey Weinstein Owns Hollywood.
- Kate Hudson Always Looks Great.
- Big Mama’s and Paps’s Pizzeria Stock Should Increase Dramatically. (See What I Did There?)
- All The Speech’s Were Great: Lupita(Dreams come true) Jared(Honoring his mother) Matthew(Chasing Himself).
- What’s With John Travolta’s Hair, Goldie Hawn in General and Kim Novak’s Face? Love Yourself and Age Gracefully.
MyView Of The World.
We traveled To Dewey Beach For a Mini Getaway. It sounded Like A Good Idea. Sun, Beach, Some Happy Water. An invite that anyone would be crazy to turn down. 90+ + Degrees Outside, and nothing but Sun ahead of Us.
We Touch Down and we Visit Sharkey’s. Them Dudes Get Some “Pulled Pork sandwhiched”. I have NO Use For anythin Pork… Especially some that’s been “Pulled” Fron Lord Knows Where.
After A While, The Rain Comes. More Like A Thunderstorm, with Hail Thrown In just to proved a point.
NO Worries tho, People made palns and we shall carry them out.
Beach In The Rain.
Food On Type Soggy.
Cuties Are MIA.
No Complaints Tho.
NO Worries, We Do What!!!!!
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- I Wish Lauryn Hill Would Make Another Album.
– I Wish Artists Had More Originality.
– What Kind A Sexual Tricks Are Rihanna Doing That She Got Light-Skinned Singers Starting Club Brawls?
– Am I The Only One That Believes That Record Labels Killed Hip-Hop?
– So Is Mase Coming Back Or What?
– My Favorite Album Right Now Is ” Some Nights” By FUN.
– Are There Anymore Good Singers?
– Nas’ ” The Good Life” Will Be A Klassic!!!!
– Kanye West Needs to Convince The Whole Wu-Tang To Sign To G.O.O.D. Music!!!
– In September, Rock The Bells or Made In America?
– Are There Any Good Rock Bands Left?
– Who Does Ne-Yo Think He’s Fooling?
– I Think All The Winners Of These Reality Shows(Idol, The Voice, Duets etc) Need To Have A Live Battle. Then we’ll know If They Really Have Talent!!!!
– I Miss Record Shops!!!!
– Radio Would Survive Longer If They Played MORE Than 6 Songs.
– I’m Looking Forward To The Remake of “Sparkle”.
– Can Somebody, Anybody Convince Andre 3000 To Make A Rap Album.
– When Is Alicia Keys Album Coming?
– I Need A Good Concert to Go To.
– Who Remembers The Dipset Movement?
– Does Anyone Follow Miranda Lambert On Twitter? She’s Not One To Hold Her Tongue.
– I Hope The BET Awards Have Great Surprises and Great Performances.
– Deja Vu by Teena Marie Is My Favorite Song, Any Genre.
– I Think, I Am The Only One Who was A Fan Of The Group, Nickelback
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There Comes A Time When We All Have To Make “The Bad Investment” otherwise known as buying a car. With Any Investment Risky or Not, The Goal Is To Make Money. In Buying A Car, Their Is No Way to Make Money, Well Unless You Plan To Be A Pimp and Ride Around With Four Working Girls For & Hours A Day. Even Car Salesman Do NOT Make Money From Selling Cars. Their Income Comes From Fruitless “Incentives” (Sports Packages, Destination Fees, Cash Back) and We Won’t Even Discuss The APR Rate and Monthly Payment That They Convince You Is A GREAT Deal. Why Would You Pay $564 Monthly For A Car Over 7 Years, When The Car Will Half Worth-Less in 4 Years, And More Importantly, You Will Be Tired Of It In Less Then 3 Years.
Cars Lose Money By The Mili-Second. When You Walk On The Lot, The Car is Worth $20,000. By The Time You Look In The Window Of That Car It’s Only Worth $19,200. Touch The Door Handle, Another $350 Off The Value. Sit Inside, $500 Off the Value. Then You Have The Audacity To Test Drive It, $5 Per Mile Of The Value. Now You’ve Soiled The Car With Your Scent and FingerPrints…. ” Down Goes The Value. ” Since The Car Looks Pretty, And Has A Loud Radio, You Decide To Purchase(or Attempt to purchase). You Head Inside To Talk To The Devil, er um, I Mean The Car Salesperson. You Neglect The Fact That You Still Owe $5000+ On Your Current Vehicle. The Salesperson Assures You That He Will Buy The Vehicle(Meaning He Will Add That Onto Your New Loan, convincing You That’s It’s A Good Idea). Instead Of Securing Your Own Loan Prior To, You Decide To Trust The Serpent, My Apologies, I Mean, You Decide To Trust The Nice Salesperson. They Dazzle You “Cash Back” “Rebates” and a Million Other “Good Ideas.” Let’s Not Forget That The Car Is Only Worth About $16,000 At This Point. The Salesperson Commences to Have Pointless Banter With You. This Gives Them Time To Decide How Much They Can Get You To OverPay For The Vehicle.
The Salesperson Returns With An Offer Of $425 per Month Over 5 Years. You (With Your Master Negotiation Skills) Say That You ONLY Wanna Pay $400 and WILL NOT Go Any Higher. The Salesperson Goes and “Speaks To The Manager.” They Return With A Offer of $405 per Month, But Over 6 Years. The PointLess Banter Commences Once Again, This Gives Them Time To CONVINCE You That Your Only $5 Over Your Budget and It’s “Totally” Worth It, Because You Love This Pretty Car. Your Are ALSO Convinced That This Deal Will Save You $20 Per Month Which is just Under $250 Per Year. It’s Sounds Great and You Agree To Purchase. While You Signing All 37 Forms, You offered “Deals” On “Extended Warranties” “Roadside Assistance” and “Free Oil Changes.” These All Sound Great So You Agree To These Great Deals. Nevermind The Fact That New Payment Will Be $448 Over Six Years. Your First Instinct is That Your Spending Too Much Money and Over Extending Yourself. The Dealer Starts Talking About “Trying To Work Something Out For You and Just You.” They Go in The Back and Work Some Numbers, Which is Car Sales Language For ” Drink Coffee and Watch The Game.” They Come and Say ” We Have An Unbelievable Deal For You.” The Bank has a New Special and You Can Purchase This Pretty Car For $425 with All Of The Bells and Whistles, Perk and Bonuses, Rebates and Incentives, Customer Loyalty and Family Discounts, as long as you Extend The Loan to 84 Months.
Quick Question: How Many Years Is 84 Months? . . . .. . . . . Guaranteed That You Had To Think For a Second, Not Because Your Math Skills Are Insufficient, It’s Because We Always Have To Think When Making Bad Decisions.
This Pretty, New Car, Listed at $20,000, Now Worth Only $15,800, Before You Even Leave The Lot, is Now All Yours For $425 for 84 Months. In Your Mind You Saved Over $20 Per Month(Gas Money). In Reality, Your First Instinct $400 over 60 is a Respectable $24,000 Total. Your New Special Deal With All The Nook and Crannies, Sweeteners and Softeners is $425 over 84 Months for Grand Total of $35,700. That $20+ Dollars Per Months That You Saved, With The Additional Happy Happies and Joy Joys will Cost You and Extra $11,700.
Not A Bad Day, You Wound Up Spending $35,000+ For A Car That’s Only Worth $15,000. By The Time You Finish Paying The Car Off, That Model Will Not Even Exist Anymore. No Worries Tho, The Car Is Pretty and The Radio is Loud.
- Before You Open A Bottle Of Water, You Shake It Up Like There’s More Flavor On The Bottom. … What’s The Point?
- You Get Drunk and High All Week, Then Go To Church On Sunday …. What’s The Point?
- You Have No Idea What Your Credit Score but Attempt To Shop On Credit …. What’s The Point?
- You Just Performed Oral Sex On A Female, Then Put On A Condom … You Already Ate The Disease … What’s The Point?
- You Don’t Raise Your First Two Kids But Decides To Have A Third …… What’s The Point?
- You Knew She Was Crazy and Didn’t Cook, You Still Marry Her and Now Mad Because She’s Crazy and Doesn’t Cook…. What’s The Point?
- You Keep Buying New Cars But Don’t Even Have Your Own Place To Live …. What’s The Point?
- You Take A Bunch Of “Diet” Pills, Yet Do NO Exercise and Complain That You Can’t Lose Weight … What’s The Point?
- You Sleep In UnderWear … What’s The Point?
- Spending All Of Your Time Watching Reality TV, Instead Of Chasing Your Dreams…… What’s The Point?